Pegging, Spanking & Creme Egg Foreskin

🔥 Pegging, Spanking, and a Whole Lot of Foreskin Drama 🔥

Welcome back to Ironing Out the Kinks! If you’re here, you’re probably one of the cool people who love talking about all things naughty, kinky, and sexy. If not… well, stick around, and maybe we’ll convert you. 😏

This week, we went deep (literally) into pegging, male anal play, spanking, and a confession involving a hospital trip, a Thai massage parlor, and a swollen foreskin the size of a Cadbury Creme Egg. You’re not ready for this one. 🤯

🍑 Pegging & Male Anal Play – Why Are So Many Men Missing Out?

Let’s talk about the male P-spot (prostate)—aka the button of pleasure that most straight men refuse to acknowledge because of outdated stigmas. Newsflash: enjoying prostate stimulation doesn’t make you gay—being attracted to men does.

🔹 Pegging: Your partner wearing a strap-on to give you the ride of your life. 🔹 Fingers & Toys: If you’re not ready for the full strap-on experience, start small! Prostate massagers are game-changers. 🔹 Biggest Barrier? Ego. The only reason most men don’t explore this is because of the social stigma. Drop the macho act and experience what your body was designed for.

Pro tip: If you're curious but nervous, do some research, use lube, and relax. Or, you know, just let your partner slip a digit in mid-blowjob and see where the night takes you. 😉

🍑 Spanking – Because We All Like a Little Sting

Spanking isn’t just about pain—it’s about dominance, control, and that sexy skin-on-skin connection. Whether it’s a playful slap or full-on impact play, spanking adds spice to any encounter.

🔹 For the Dominant: It’s about control, punishment, and showing your partner who’s in charge. 🔹 For the Submissive: It’s the rush of anticipation, naughtiness, and physical sensation. 🔹 For Everyone: It’s an easy, low-risk way to add kink into your sex life.

But here’s the real question: What happens if the roles reverse, and you get spanked? Luke wasn’t ready to answer. 😂

🤣 The Most Unhinged Confession Yet: Clive & The Creme Egg Foreskin

Picture this: A booze-fueled lads’ trip to Dublin, endless Guinness, and one man’s quest for a happy ending that ended in a visit to A&E.

What happened? 🍆 Clive hit up a Thai massage parlor for some, uh, self-care. 🕰️ After 30 minutes of revving the engine, the clock hit time. 🥚 He went to the bathroom… and his foreskin had swollen to the size of a Creme Egg. 🚑 Off to the hospital he went, where a numbing gel and a doctor’s massage saved his dick. ✂️ The diagnosis? Paraphimosis. The solution? A circumcision.

Clive, we salute you. But next time, maybe ease up on the pressure. 😅

💬 Naughty Corner: “How Do I Start Talking Dirty?”

One listener confessed that he loves spanking, choking, and rough sex but struggles with dirty talk. He loosens up when high but goes silent when sober.

Solution? 1️⃣ Start small. Say things like “You like that?” or “You feel so good.” 2️⃣ Ask questions. “Tell me what you want me to do to you.” 3️⃣ Text it first. If talking feels awkward, practice via sexting. 4️⃣ Use porn or erotica as inspiration. (Or subscribe to our Patreon for custom dirty talk audio. Coming soon. 😉)

🚨 The Affair That Hasn’t Happened… Yet

A listener admitted he’s been sexting and swapping spicy pics with a former hookup—while married. His wife hates the guy after catching him getting touchy in person. He’s not sure how to stop thinking about sleeping with him.

Our blunt advice? 🚨 Cut him off. Delete, block, remove him from your life. 🚨 Flip the scenario. How would you feel if your wife did this? 🚨 Figure out what you REALLY want. If you miss being with men, talk to your wife about it—before you wreck your marriage.

🤣 “Oops, Wrong Hole” & The Wildest Things Said After Sex

We asked, what’s the most awkward thing someone has said after sex? Here are the top contenders:

🥕 “Sorry I came so fast, I was thinking about the carrot cake you made earlier.” 👰 “I can’t wait to have your babies.” (RUN. 🚩) 📚 “Oh yeah, I read that book too… in PRISON.” ✝️ She stopped mid-blowjob to ask, “Do you believe in God?” 🎣 “We should buy a boat.” (…WTF?)

If someone has said something worse to you, please send it in. We’re begging. 😂

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That’s a wrap on Episode 18! Got a wild confession, a kinky question, or a sex fail that will make us cry laughing? Submit it anonymously at iotk.fun! 💌

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Until next time… stay kinky! 😈🔥